Dear Boy: Don't say I never gave you anything.

It's recently been discovered that the poor Boy is suffering from myopia and astigmatism. (See how I know how to spell those words?) Wonder where he got that from???

*whistles innocently*

Ok, fine. He got them from me.

Here he is in his new glasses:

Very distinguished, yes? Note the mustache. He's had that since 3rd grade. Also note the look on his face. I'm pretty sure it translates to, "Damnit, woman! It's bad enough you gave me bad eyes and I had to get these stupid glasses, but now you insist on a picture?"

Don't ya think he'd just kill me if he knew I was throwing said picture out all over the interweb? Shhhh. Please don't tell him.