Holy Shit!

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My new scanner scans negatives.

I had no idea.

I have twenty years worth of negatives in my picture boxes. Since going digital, I never go get reprints of old negatives. Now I can make new prints or digital images of any old negative, any time I want!

I'm astounded.

Woo-hoo!

My kid is so cool

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So, he's sleeping late today. (Not that I have any stones to throw -- I slept all day yesterday. Really.) Anyway, I just went in and ruffled his hair a bit and asked, "Hey, are you going to wake up at all today?" He opened one eye, rubbed his face, and answered, "No, thank you." And closed his eye again.

Hee!

Hee!

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Look what my sis nephew gave me for Christmas!















There's red flannel jammie pants, too.




















Yes, Min, that's my hair. (But it's kind of messy right now.)

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an
Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Ink Blot Personality Test

According to experts, my personality type is : Evil Genius Other people like me display these traits. They voted for bush They sometimes pick their nose They suffer from road rage They have nose hair Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Stolen from Jenn, who stole it from the Bears who stole it from Allison

End of the year MeMe!

1) Harken back to your archives.
2) Collect the first sentence you wrote every month for the whole year.
3) Entertain us.


January
I just figured out how to post audio files on a website, so they're available to me on the web.

February
I've had this song running through my head ALL day.

March
Today...is my boyfriend's birthday.

April
Leonard Nemoy for Aleve:

May
It's raining, it's pouring...and I left my umbrella out in my car.

June
Just signed up for Napster.

July
Remember how Chandler was in data processing?

August
Agravating day.

September
This quiz is wicked cool.

October
Conversation with my boss yesterday:

November
Hugh Jackman is hot.

December
As I was getting into my car this afternoon, I somehow managed to smack my face into the corner of the door.



Like how my year ended on such a high note?





EDIT: I saw how some folks just ran all the sentences one after another. Thought I'd see how it looks.

I just figured out how to post audio files on a website, so they're available to me on the web. I've had this song running through my head ALL day. Today...is my boyfriend's birthday. Leonard Nemoy for Aleve: It's raining, it's pouring...and I left my umbrella out in my car. Just signed up for Napster. Remember how Chandler was in data processing? Agravating day. This quiz is wicked cool. Conversation with my boss yesterday: Hugh Jackman is hot. As I was getting into my car this afternoon, I somehow managed to smack my face into the corner of the door.

Sexyback

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has been playing on my mp3 player for an hour now. I have it on repeat.



I can't stop.

Ho, ho, ho-ing

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I'm making my Christmas Card list. If anyone thinks I may not have their address and would like a card from me (or would just like me to have your address so that I can stalk you), please PM it to me.

I am such a dork

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As I was getting into my car this afternoon, I somehow managed to smack my face into the corner of the door. Now my cheek/under eye is bleeding, swollen and bruised.


Fucking meow.