Someone posted these lyrics on another board I go to:

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Oh mercy...my only thought
was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put on an extra layer
I know what happens when she drinks patron
her closets missing half the things she bought
tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking off her shoes
loose an earring in her drink
leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long
if the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
she might come home in a tablecloth
tequila makes her clothes fall off

SOLO

She can handle any champagne brunch
Bridal Shower with Bacardi punch
Jell-O Shooters full of Smirnoff...
but tequila makes her clothes fall off

CHORUS

She don't mean nothing
She's just having fun
tomorrow She'll say
Oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Cause tequila makes her clothes fall off


It reminds me of my Ally-Bally. :D Whenever we used to get to work, we'd have to check and make sure all her clothes were on and fastened. And she's a lot of fun when we go to the bar. :D I emailed it to her. She took no offense. :D