Thursday, June 24, 2010

Timmy, *I* am your seamstress!

*Warning: long post!*

Several weeks ago, ThinkGeek Tweeted a request to crafters; their mascot, Timmy, would be going to ComicCon in San Diego this summer, and would need costumes. I immediately submitted my information and volunteered to make a Jedi robe, which was one of their requests. They even sent me a "Timmy Clone" to help with the fittings.

I knew I wanted to make something else, in addition to the Jedi robe, but it took me a while to think of it. And then I decided: Kaylee's "Shindig" dress!
That was perfect. The dress is so over-the-top anyway, easy to recognize by many Con-goers, did not look too hard to make, and since Timmy's a boy, it would be unexpected.

First I did a lot of research on the Interweb, on how these should actually look, and any helpful hints on how to make them. There are lots of tutorials out there for both costumes. They're for human-sized costumes, but I figured they'd be easy to adapt. One thing that puzzled me was that many of the tutorials for Kaylee's dress called for the middle rows of skirt-ruffles to be peach. I didn't think that was right. I thought they were a light pink, and I suspected that since the ballroom was golden, that the color just got skewed in the screencaps. I Tweeted the dress' designer/creator, Shawna Trpcic, asking her about the colors. She was kind enough to answer me, and confirmed that it was, indeed, pink. Then I drew my plans up (literally), made a shopping list, and went to the fabric store. Next, it was down to (monkey) business. I started with the Jedi costume, since that's the one I had actually committed to. First came monkey-pants. (See how they mock you?)

Then came the tunic. I got a lot of help from my boy, who gave expert advice on how it should look.

Next came the robe. The Boy started getting annoyed with my constant questions, but he hung in there. It went along rather smoothly, except I decided that it needed a hook-and-eye to keep the front closed. And somehow I had NO hook-and-eyes in my entire craft stash. I refused to run out to the store just for that one item, and instead stole one off of one of my bras.

Then it was finally completed:

Last, but not least, was the lightsaber. From the beginning, I had in mind a lightsaber-pen that my boy had gotten in a cereal box years ago. I looked on Ebay, and sure enough, there were some available, still new, in the packaging. The Boy helped me decide which color to get, and I ordered it. When I received it, I was disappointed to find that, even though it WAS still in the unopened packaging, the light didn't work. Because even though it was never-used, it was still physically about 8 years old, and the battery was just dead. There was no way to open the unit up to replace the battery, or I would have done it. The other obstacle was that this was a pen, and you could see the pen through the 'blade'. That had to go. But it wasn't made to take apart, so it took me about an hour, with tweezers and a drill, to remove the pen parts. Then I super-glued the blade back onto the hilt. Next, I had to decide how I was going to get Timmy to hold onto the lightsaber. What I did was fashion a fabric covered elastic to go around his wrist, and attached that to the hilt with small but strong cable ties. I first colored the cable ties with a silver Sharpie (the same one that Alan Tudyk signed my hat with...but I digress) so it blended in nicely.
Here's the finished costume, which I am rather pleased with:


PART TWO:

Next I started on Kaylee's dress. I was even more excited about this than the Jedi robe. My original plan, in my head, just called for buying lace in the three colors I needed, and layering them to an underskirt, easy-peasy. This plan was quickly crushed when I realized there were NO suitable laces at the fabric store. Instead, I bought sheer fabrics in white, light pink, and dark pink, cut them into strips, folded them lengthwise, sewed along the cut edge, pulled a thread to gather that, then sewed over it to secure the gathers. (I thought I had a picture of this, but clearly, I do not.) Then I sewed these ruffles to the underskirt, from the bottom up.

Next came the bodice. I had to alter my plans for this, too, at the fabric store, when I found that they didn't have any appropriate fabrics. I needed a white fabric and a dark pink fabric, both with gold flowers. And they had NOTHING. Instead, I found a plain fabrics that happened to co-ordinate with the sheer fabrics, and bought gold fabric paint. I had to order a floral print stamp on Ebay, but it was worth it, as it worked out very well.

Once I had the fabric sussed out, it was time to make the bodice. The front is ruched, and that ruching kicked my ass for three days. Because I was working on such a small scale, the gathers just would not fall right. Finally, I sewed row after row of tiny pleats of the bodice fabric onto a plain, backing fabric. The rest went very quickly once that was finally tackled.
Next were the sleeves. I knew how to make gathered sleeves, so that part was easy enough. Of course there were no tassles available in the size or colors I needed, so I made my own with pink and gold embroidery floss.
Here is the finished sleeve. I found it impossible to make it to the correct scale because, well, Timmy is a stuffed monkey. But I think it came out well enough.


Then I sewed the skirt to the bodice, finished the back seams, and sewed in snaps to close it. I added a hair bow (sewn to a safety pin), and it was DONE.


I was very excited with how it came out. By now, The Boy was thoroughly sick of the whole mess, and he objected to poor Timmy being dressed as a girl, anyway. I literally couldn't wait to send them off to Think Geek, and Tweeted pictures to them as soon as I finished the dress.
They responded enthusiastically.
Then they retweeted, and it's received positive comments and further retweets. This all made this Geek-Girl extremely happy.



Today, they received them, and Tweeted me about it:
I am SO PLEASED that they like them so much. This was such a fun project to do, and I'm excited that they're excited.

As a bonus, I learned that both Jewel Staite (who wore the 'real' dress) and Shawna Trpcic (who designed/made it) will also be at ComicCon. I would be so thrilled if ThinkGeek managed to get a picture of Timmy-in-the-dress with Jewel and/or Shawna. That would be freaking awesome.

UPDATE:
ThinkGeek updated their Flickr account with everyone's costume contributions. There are several pictures of mine. This one is freaking awesome, with a side of awesomesauce:

Monday, June 21, 2010

So easy, even my cat can do it

You know when a small child is trying to talk to his parent, and keeps going on and on and on and on and on, because he just cannot get his parent's attention? This was portrayed humorously in Family Guy:

In real life, I don't find it funny at all. It's rude to ignore someone. It could easily give your child the perception that he doesn't matter, that he's not important enough to even acknowledge. It will probably take 15 seconds of your time to acknowledge and listen to your child. And then we don't all have to listen to "Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy!" two hundred times.

This even works with my cat! Tonight I was in the kitchen, cutting up raw chicken to cook. I don't know if she could smell it or just heard me in the kitchen and assumed it was something good, but she came into the kitchen begging for chicken. (Note: She is very used to getting our food, because she's very old and too thin, and I will give her anything as long as she'll eat it and keep a little meat on her bones.) Now, the chicken was not cooked yet so I had nothing to give her, but she was being persistent, "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!" I took ten seconds to stop what I was doing, bend down and pat her, and tell her that she was going to get chicken, but it had to cook, first. She immediately stopped meowing and left the kitchen. When she's waiting nicely for something, she sits quietly on the carpet just off the kitchen, watches and waits. And that's just what she did, until her chicken was ready. I got to finish the prep and cooking in peace.

Just talk to your kids! Everyone deserves to be acknowledged.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

12 of 12 - June

This month's 12 of 12 is a little half-assed, as I forgot it was the 12th until well into the afternoon. *blush* It was a boring, rainy Saturday, where we sat in watching movies while I worked on some sewing.

2:30 pm, living room
Today I introduced The Boy to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. he approved.

2:35 pm, living room
This is Timmy. I am sewing him a Jedi costume. For real. Thinkgeek.com put out a request to crafty people, asking to make their mascot, Timmy, some costumes to wear to ComicCon this summer. I volunteered to make his Jedi costume, which includes pants, tunic, robe, and light saber. They even sent me a Timmy-clone so that I could be sure to make the right size. It's harder to make clothes for a monkey than you might think. I'm almost done now, though. Just have to hem the robe. And figure out how he will hold the light saber.

2:38 pm, living room.
I don't understand how it's possible, but I don't have any hook-and-eyes in my ginormous collection of sewing and craft supplies. I need one for Timmy's robe. So I'm stealing one off a bra.

2:45 pm, living room
The single hyacinth that I got from forcing bulbs. It's seen better days.

3:00 pm, living room
Today's coffee cup

3:45 pm, living room
I wasn't happy with the hood, so I've taken it apart to reconstruct it.

5:15 pm, front door
This is one of my shopping bags that I've been knitting. I <3 them.
8:20 pm, bedroom
Kitty is napping. Don't be alarmed by that shiny object near her tail. That's just her gun.

8:22 pm, bedroom
Closeup of kitty's gun.

9:00 pm, living room
Ok, NOW the robe is done, except for the hem.

9:10 pm, living room
This yarn will be another shopping bag. This one's not for me, it's for my friend Lou.

11:48 pm, bedroom
"Come to bed, mommy."


BONUS:
June 12, 2010
Plants vs. Zombies

June 12, 2009
Plants vs. Zombies



Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Thursday, May 13, 2010

12 of 12 - May

Today's 12 of 12 will be even less exciting than usual. I did take a lot of pictures. Pictures of my coffee mug, of going to pick up the cat's medicine, of the latest artistic addition to a local deer crossing sign, of me locking myself out of my apartment, of my walk, of my whole morning and early afternoon. But you won't get to see any of those pictures. Why? Here's a picture to explain:

2:25 pm, my laptop
Yep. My evil, vindictive cat walked across my keyboard while I had the folder of my pics from my memory stick open, and she somehow deleted the whole folder. Permanently.

2:30 pm, living room
"No, I did NOT delete any pictures!" (She's a liar.)

2:35 pm, living room
My latest knitting project. When it's finished, it will be a shrug.


3:30 pm, living room
Cat again. I am desperate for pictures at this point.

3:31 pm, living room
Ha ha! Kitty's naked belly! (Why, yes, I am still a little bitter.)

4:00 pm, living room
These came in the mail today! One is for me and one is for my sis. If you've never seen the Muppets version of The Frog Prince, you're really missing out. I do not generally support bootlegging, but this was never released on DVD so I had no other way to get a copy on DVD.

6:30 pm, living room
Sharing my steak tips with the evil, vindictive cat.

8:30 pm, living room
This is for an upcoming field trip for The Boy.

8:35 pm, living room
The Boy preparing a stash of candy bars for school tomorrow. He is selling them as a fundraiser for his Boy Scout trip to Washington DC.
9:00 pm, living room
My laptop. I'm really desperate for pictures now.

9:35 pm, living room
The Boy

11:30 pm, my bedroom
"Come to bed, Mommy. And...I'm sorry about deleting your pictures."

BONUS:
May 2010
??? I can't remember the time, bathroom
Another shot of my hair being belligerent when I try to pull it back.

May 2009
11:30 am, bathroom
This is just my hair being belligerent when I tried to pull it back.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Chocolate Blackout Cake

I saw this cake being made on a PBS show in the middle of the night, and KNEW I wanted to make it for The Boy's birthday. I found the recipe online, showed it to Jake, and asked if he would want me to make it for him. And he said yes.

Today is his actual birthday, but he's with his dad and they took a couple of Jake's friends to go play paintball. I will have Jake tomorrow for Mother's Day and we'll celebrate his birthday tomorrow at my parents' house.

Yesterday I made the pudding, so it would have plenty of time to chill overnight. Today, I made the cake.










The pic from the recipe:
I thought I was going to caption these pics, but I think it's rather clear what's going on.

Note: The original recipe called for the pudding and cake crumbs to cover the entire top of the cake, not just the sides. I would have preferred to make it that way. However, somebody in my family (hint: not me, and not The Boy) apparently can't handle a birthday cake not having "HAPPY BIRTHDAY _____" written on it. So I found a quick and dirty frosting recipe and frosted the top instead so I could write it. I cannot draw, I do not have neat handwriting, and I can't even draw a straight line. So the writing isn't very good, but I worked extra hard to try to make the letters centered and well-spaced.

The cake is now in my fridge, waiting to be nommed tomorrow. I'm still on my diet so I can't have a piece, but I will have a bite because I need to know if it tastes good.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

I Have Been Living With a Teenaged Boy For FAR Too Long

I am sort of watching the Phantom Gourmet right now (it's on the TV while I'm surfing the web). They are doing a segment on sandwich shops. A woman on screen comments on the size of a SANDWICH:

Woman: It's so big, you can't even get your mouth around it.

Me (reflexively): That's what she said.